WHO ARE YOU?
A fair question.
My name is Andrew. I was looking for a way to collect all of my info together in one place, and this happens to be the way I ended up doing things. Currently, this site is fairly plain, as I don't really have much to put here. This site is going to be really bare bones for a while, but for now, I have links to my Instagram and my Twitter. Hopefully I'll put up a section of work I've done someday, if I can ever get organized enough to sort that stuff together...
There isn't much more to say here yet, but I hope to keep this project going long enough to make it into something of value.
WHY DID YOU DO THIS?
Why do we do anything, really?
Short answer: I couldn't sleep.
Long answer: I got dumped, and I fractured my elbow, both of which are extremely painful. So, for the first few weeks afterwards, I would spend a not insignificant number of nights staring at my ceiling, contemplating questions like "am I truly worth love," "what if none of my friends actually like me and are all pretending so that they can laugh at me behind my back," "is everyone as afraid of death as I am," and "what would be the worst robot we could possibly give advanced AI." After two weeks of this, at 4:30 am, I decided, "you know what, I need a website." And so, I now have a website. It should be more complicated than that, but apparently, it was not much more complicated than that.
SO, LIKE, WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO?
Stop asking such good questions you're hurting my feelings.
I do a lot of stuff! I coach youth hockey, I'm in school to become a high school teacher, I tell jokes sometimes, I write a lot, I used to work in several bars, and sometimes, rarely, I even hang out with people, like my bestie Zuley in the picture next to this! Basically, I am always busy, which is a good thing, because when I'm busy, I can't be alone with my own thoughts. I'm joking, mostly.
Basically, I do a lot of stuff, but I admittedly don't do enough of that stuff at a big enough stage for you to know who I am. Yet.
Yes, I intended for that to sound ominous.
BUT WHY SHOULD I CARE?
Okay for real, what did I do to you? Why are you so mean, theoretical person asking these questions?
Honestly, if you're here, it's probably because I gave you this address, so either I gave you this link in some weird attempt to impress you (in which case thank you for humoring me that wasn't really necessary you're way too polite), or we're friends, and I wanted you to see my dumb idea and this good photo of two of my best friends (Nikki and Stephen!) and myself. Again, I'm hoping that, as I actually accomplish more, I'll be able to add more sections to this site that reflect some of these things.